Artisan Bread Fail: 2011

So, it wasn’t the first time I was making this bread. In fact, it was the second time. I thought I was all cool.
“Oh, artisan bread. Pshaw, I can make that easy.”
I had the dough already made and sitting in the fridge. So I took it out, shaped it and let it rise for 30 more minutes. In those 30 minutes I was invited to a movie.
“What’s it going to hurt to let this bread sit for the span of a movie?” I was right in thinking it wouldn’t hurt. What would hurt was coming home from said movie at midnight and thinking that was an appropriate time to finish baking this bread. I went back to the recipe and followed the directions (loosely, seeing as I’m cool and have already made this artisan bread). I get the loaves on the pizza stone and set them in the oven. I also set the baking dish that the water goes in to crisp up the bread in the oven. The 500 degree oven, mind you.
Now comes the time that you pour a cup of water into the baking dish. Remember, it was midnight (not that I’m making excuses… I never do that). I absentmindedly fill my measuring cup with water. Oh, did I forget to mention it was COLD water I filled the measuring cup with? Yeah, it was. So I lean into the oven, poor the water in and BAM POW CRACK SHATTER… my baking dish is in a million pieces all over my oven, my stone and my damn artisan bread. I have never jumped so far back in my life. The blue baking dish pieces glowed orange as they hit the bottom of the oven and I screamed, “DAD?! I NEED HELP. NOW.”
Of course he came running like I chopped my whole hand off or something and the two of us cleaned the oven for a half hour. I also recieved a lecture on baking safety and was questioned “Why in god’s name was I making artisan bread at midnight?”. I had no answer so we continued picking small pieces of blue baking dish out of the oven in silence.
Needless to say, I haven’t made this bread since. I don’t really plan on it for a while (at least until I recover from the trauma) but when I do, I will be extra careful in remembering to never put cold water in an extremely hot dish.

This is the delicious bread the first time I made it. Sorry the quality isn’t great, it was a picture from my iPhone.

These are pictures of the aftermath.

And yes. That was a baking pan before it turned into sea glass.

Now here is the real recipe for this bread.

3 cups lukewarm water
1-1/2 tablespoons granulated fast acting (instant) yeast (2 packets)
1-1/2 tablespoons kosher or other coarse salt
6-1/2 cups unsifted, unbleached all purpose white flour

Warm the water slightly.  It should feel just a little warmer than body temperature, about 100 degrees F. Warm water will rise the dough to the right point for storage in about 2 hours.

Add yeast and salt to the water in a 5 quart bowl or a plastic container with a lid.

Mix in the flour – kneading is unnecessary.  (Note: I dump all this in my KitchenAid mixer, let it mix it for just about 10 seconds and then put it in the plastic container.  I just find it easier to let the mixer do this part). Add all of the flour at once, measuring the flour by scooping it and leveling it off with a knife.  Mix with a wooden spoon – do not knead.  You’re finished when everything is uniformly moist, without dry patches.  This step is done in a matter of minutes.  The dough should be wet and loose.

Allow to rise. Cover with a lid (not airtight).  Lidded plastic buckets designed for dough storage can be purchased many places.  (I used a plastic square food storage container at my local grocery store.  I just make sure that the lid is not snapped on completely).  You want the gases to be able to escape a little.  Allow the mixture to rise at room temperature until it begins to collapse (or at least flattens on top), about two hours. Longer rising times will not hurt your dough. You can use a portion of the dough any time after this period. Fully refrigerated wet dough is less sticky and is easier to work with than dough at room temperature.  So, the first time you try this method, it’s best to refrigerate the dough overnight (or at least 3 hours) before shaping a loaf.

Baking

Shape your loaf.  Place a piece of baking parchment paper on a pizza peel (don’t have a pizza peel – use an unrimmed baking sheet or turn a rimmed baking sheet upside down).   Sprinkle the surface of your dough in the container with flour.  Pull up and cut off about a 1-pound piece of dough (about the size of a grapefruit), using scissors or a serrated knife.  Gently stretch the surface of the dough around to the bottom on all four sides, rotating the ball as you go.  Dust your hands with flour if you need to.  This is just to prevent sticking – you don’t want to incorporate the flour into the dough.  The top of the dough should be smooth – the object here is to create a “gluten cloak” or “surface tension”.  It doesn’t matter what the bottom looks like, but you need to have a smooth, tight top.  This whole step should take about 30 seconds!  Place the dough onto your parchment paper.

Let the loaf rise for about 30 – 40 minutes (it does not need to be covered).  If it doesn’t look like it has risen much, don’t worry – it will in the oven.  This is called “oven spring”.

Preheat a baking stone on the middle rack in the oven for at least 20 minutes at 450 degrees F.  Place an empty rimmed baking pan or broiler pan on a rack below the baking stone.  This pan is for holding water for steam in the baking step.  (If you don’t have a baking stone, you can use a baking sheet, but you will not get the crisp crust on the bottom.  You will still have a great loaf of bread. Baking stones are cheap and easy to find – Target carries them – and are a must for making pizzas, so go out and get one as soon as you can.)

Dust the loaf with a little flour and slash the top with a knife.  This slashing is necessary to release some of the trapped gas, which can deform your bread.  It also makes the top of your bread look pretty – you can slash the bread in a tic tac toe pattern, a cross, or just parallel slashes.  You need a very sharp knife or a razor blade – you don’t want the blade to drag across the dough and pull it.  As the bread bakes, this area opens and is known as “the bloom”.  Remember to score the loaves right before baking.

Bake.  Set a cup of water next to your oven.  Slide the bread (including the parchment paper) right onto the hot baking stone.  Quickly pour the water right into the pan underneath the baking stone and close the oven door.  This creates the necessary steam  to make a nice crisp crust on the bread.  Bake at 450 F for about 30 – 35 minutes, depending on the size of your loaf.  Make sure the crust is a deep golden brown.  When you remove the loaf from the oven, you will hear it crackle for a while.  In baking terms, this is called “sing” and it is exactly what you want.

Cool.  Allow the bread to cool for the best flavor and texture.  It’s tempting to eat it when it’s warm, and that’s fine, but the texture is better after the bread has cooled.

Store the remaining dough in the refrigerator in your lidded (with a hole punched in the top)  container and use for up to 14 days. Every day your bread will improve in flavor. Cut off and shape more loaves as you need them.  When your dough is gone, don’t clean the container.  Go ahead and mix another batch – the remaining bits of dough will contribute flavor to the next batch, much like a sourdough starter does!

Bread is best eaten the day it is baked. Leftover baked bread is best stored at room temperature, unwrapped. Simply place the cut side of the bread on plate or counter.  If your bread is gummy on the inside, try either increasing the amount of flour by 1/4 cup and/or increasing the baking time by 5-10 minutes. 

This recipe is from theitaliandishblog.com

[note:] Nobody was hurt in the making of this post (except possibly my ego).

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